What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

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A View to a Kill

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do men like women gold diggers?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?